Thursday, November 6, 2008

We like your candy, but not your politics

Halloween.
The homeowner in the McMansion with the McPalin signs in his yard is passing out saucer sized lollies that run about $10 a pop. Buying votes.

A family crosses the street to our 1948 run-down home featuring 3 CHANGE signs, one for each vote in the household.
"we like your candy [fun-size kit-kats, york peppermint patties and butterfinger crisps] but not your politics," the mother sneers.

So I reach into her kids' sacks of treats and pull out handfuls of candy.
Redistribute the wealth.

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